The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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