I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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