My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
