God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
we're so committed to being not committed
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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