were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off