I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.