Where is the hickey?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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