i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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