hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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