Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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