8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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