dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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