Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
