does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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