Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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