The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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