his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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