It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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