Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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