who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
