help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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