it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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