Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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