y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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