It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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