if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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