I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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