i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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