if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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