There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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