You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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