it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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