I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Farmville is her only friend.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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