Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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