i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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