What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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