Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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