After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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