like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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