i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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