We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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