I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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