I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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