Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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