Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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