It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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