guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my shit smells like andre
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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