dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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