Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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