fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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