Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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