that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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