sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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