Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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