4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm really busy with my period
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