38 yer olds are good kisserssss
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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